When I go on my walks, I love Love LOVE listening to “Gay Pimpin With Jonny McGovern”, but the thing is, because I’m using my Nike Plus, when I listen to a podcast, I’m committed….so if I want to switch to something else I’m stuck because it screws up my workout data. I know...."booh hoo", but while I love Jonny and crew, last night’s walk was a long one because it was all about porn.
I’m disappointed in myself because I should be salivating listening to the porn star interviews and all the behind the scenes dirty stuff…..but honestly I was just grossed out.
I SHOULD like porn! After all, I’m a guy and I’m gay…and that’s like 1000 times the sexual desire of a mere straight mortal man….but …eh……no, not really.....at least when it comes to buying it from a triple X bookstore.
I can hear you btw…… saying “Oh Geoff you’re just not sexual”.
Well beg your pardon, I am so!
Maybe it’s because of my shy Christian upbringing, I dunno. I mean I have been to porn stores before….even checked out a booth or back room (or two or three) when I was but a baby queerling (this was before the internet darling)…..but I have never really been into the triple X nasty as an enthusiast or collector.
The one time I DID buy a few DVDs, they were the cheap low budget stuff and I only watched them once because frankly, they made me gag. Then I spent the next year worrying about dying in an accident, and my sweet mother discovering my copies of “Latino’s Gang Bang Part Deux” and “College Jocks Get Schooled Raw Part Four“, so I finally destroyed them.
Besides, my tastes run more along real life guys than sex stars anyway.
Whatever the reason, I guess when it comes “To Porn Or Not To Porn“…..I’m neither a Montague nor a Capulet…..and that’s fine by me.
8 comments:
I've always enjoyed porn. All kinds. I've never gotten into watching porn online. I have many many DVDs but never watch it online. My younger friends all sit infront of a computer and jerk off. I guess I'm old school. I do it infront of the TV.
I'm a cheap-ass bastard. I've bought a total of one porn title in my life. They are just outrageously expensive. And why buy it when you can get all you can possibly watch on the internet for free?
Geoff, how old are you?
Um, yeah....porn doesn't really do it for me either...unless it's got an edge, a naughtiness to it, something more than the simple vanilla stuff. I need edge and bad-boy stuff. And real life is always better.
I should have made the distinction....I don't mind online porn at all (LOL at Michael being 'old school)....well some of it.
Larry, I'm also a cheap bastard! (and I'm 42 btw....good god I can't believe I'm admitting that).
Lewis, I'm right there with you. I have specific tastes in guys, I admit it. I think part of it is I'd like to create the perfect (for me) porn. You know....plot, good acting and of course different music.
I thought I was addicted to porn when I was in my tenties but I guess I grew out of it.
I have to actually have a crush on the performer or else it can be a little boring.
right there with you dude.
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