I woke up this morning, from a gay dream, in my gay bedroom and turned on my big gay TV. For about an hour I channel surfted from one gay show to another, thinking gay thoughts and then I finally got up. I looked in my gay mirror at the biggest gay I'd seen all day and gave myself a wink. After flirting with my big gay self, I hit the gym where I was surrounded by all sorts of gays doing gay things. After my workout I showered and got ready for work by putting on my gay clothes and the gayest cologne I had on my gay shelf in my gay locker. Then I gaily headed off to my gay job.
I feel sorry for those poor souls who aren't gay. What a life of drudgery they must lead.